I gave Josie O my Popsicle stick to chew on while we were on the porch, and after a few licks, she accidentally pushed it through the crack between two boards and it was gone. She stared down in the exact manner of a kid holding an empty ice-cream cone.
Poor little pup
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Esri Allbritten 
You don’t need human kids, you’ve got fur babies,!
Yup. Cuter, cheaper, and when they misbehave, you can lock them in the bathroom without anyone giving you grief over it.