Actual things I have said to my dog.

It would be kinder to eat that from the head down.
You have very poor impulse control.
See? Mommy doesn’t eat her poop.
Wake up and be cute.
And as a bonus, one from Angel Joe.
You’re kind of prissy for a cat puke and poo eater.
Posted on September 18, 2012, in Josie O, Uncategorized and tagged chihuahuas, dogs, humor, pets. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a Comment.






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